I gave Josie a bath tonight. If you think this is bad, you should see the bathtub.
One of my clients for my new social media consulting gig is a high-end pet store. They’re gonna be all like “What should we do for social media?” and I’m gonna be all like “Post pictures of my adorable pets all the time” and they’re gonna be all like “That’s not an effective social media strategy” and I’m gonna be all like “Uhhhh I have an entire career that says otherwise.”


