Sasha Is a Monster

I’m sorry you’re sick
I feel like a prick
I think you were killed
By that water I spilled
As I rode home on the plane
You will never be the same
The guy at the Genius Bar
Says you need a new AirPort card
Which will have to be ordered
And costs six-hundred dollars
You survived all these years
In a living room of your worst fears
The dog never peed on you
The cats, I think, loved you too
You persisted through Seattle rain
NYC subways were a frightening pain
Your Ctrl key has been gone since 2008
You ingested half the chocolate I ever ate
I covered you in stickers
And Hershey bars and Snickers
You didn’t mind, you plugged along
And now to think of you being gone
Just breaks my heart
Oh please survive
Oh Apple Genius Bar
Keep my baby alive!