“I’m Michelle Kwan, Motherfuckers”

Posted by – December 27, 2009

Christmas was awesome. It was a fantastic Christmas. I am so fortunate to always be a well-adopted Jew at Christmas, with my friends and their families welcoming me into their homes and lives and celebrations and treating me like one of their own. I ate until my stomach felt sick, and then I ate some more. Thank you to the Westlie family and the Ghaswala family for making me the happiest and fattest little Jew-girl on Christmas.

But the real fun came the day after, when we decided to go ice-skating. Video above pretty much sums up the entire day. I tried to do fancy moves and it didn’t come out looking especially graceful. But my ass looks nice in those jeans. Good to know.

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