The spray-tan place by my dad’s house was doing this special where they’ll airbrush you for $35. How do you even begin to say no to that? I’m very, very dark now. I’m in love with how dark I am. It’s perfect for the charity ball I’m attending tomorrow night. I bought a gorgeous strapless new dress, perfect accent jewelry and ADORABLE shoes. I’ll take a billion pictures and show them to you guys afterward.
Being in Arizona is an adjustment. It’s a break from my routine, and that’s hard. But I’m trying as much as possible to create a new routine out here and keep myself busy. I hit the gym hard today, and I needed that. But I must admit the warmth and sunshine is nice.
Just for shits and giggles, these are the most frequent terms Sasha is a Monster has seen in search engine traffic for the past 4000 visitors. Most of this site’s traffic is direct, not from the search engines, but it always cracks me up to look at this shit. The funny terms that are ALWAYS on a list like this are “sasha pasulka drunk” and “indian stripper.” Like, the indian stripper thing is kind of whatever (it’s from this post, which made something of an Internet splash when it first ran), but every single fucking day a handful of people search Google for “sasha pasulka drunk.” Who are you people and what are you hoping to find? I think maybe the next time I’m bored I’m going to do a “Sasha Pasulka Drunk” photoshoot, and I’ll just post 100 photos of me pretending to be shitfaced, and title them all “Sasha Pasulka DRUNK” and then maybe I can get some real page views out of these creeps.
| 58 | sasha is a monster | 1.5% |
| 7 | sasha pasulka | 0.2% |
| 6 | biggest loser turkey chili | 0.2% |
| 5 | curtis stone turkey chili | 0.1% |
| 4 | sashaisamonster | 0.1% |
| 3 | sasah is a monster.com | < 0.1% |
| 3 | marina sirtis | < 0.1% |
| 2 | turkey chili, biggest loser | < 0.1% |
| 2 | sasha pasulka drunk | < 0.1% |
| 2 | masturbating in street | < 0.1% |
| 2 | indian stripper |
