Hello loves! Just checking in to say hello. I have a busy night tonight and then tomorrow I leave for Spokane, Washington. I’m meeting up there with my fabulous friend from high school, Stephen, and his boyfriend Ryan. They’re going to give me a tour of Spokane, and then on Monday we’re going to Pig Out in the Park, the Spokane food festival, where I’m sure I will be very responsible about my eating habits … except not at all. On Tuesday we’re heading to their cabin on Priest Lake, Idaho, which I’ve heard from Stephen is basically the most beautiful place in the world. But I doubt I’ll really have Internet access during that time, so I won’t be able to post much. You can catch all the deets on my Twitter, though, because I’ll have cell service.
Last night I was at my friend Alicia’s for girls night, and we were looking on thisiswhyourefat.com, and this is a pretty good transcript of what we said as we went through the items one by one: “Ewwww. Ewwwww. Ewww!!! Oooh, that looks good. Ewww. Ew, gross. Ew! Oooh, I’d totally eat that. Ew, ew! Ewwww. Ugh! They put bacon in that? Ew! Oh, yummy! Ewww. Ew. Grossness. Oh that one looks really good.” In the end, we decided we wanted to try to make the dip out of Oreo middles that we’d seen on there. Unfortunately we didn’t really take the time to learn how to make it, we just figured we’d scrape out the Oreo middles and then stick ‘em on the stove. It totally didn’t work out like that. This was the end result:
Total Oreo FAIL. I posted about it on Facebook and have since had about 20 people email me to tell me the CORRECT way to do it, which is here. So I’ll get ‘em next time!
Today I slept in until 1:30pm, because I’m a lazy asshole, then woke up and walked Green Lake with my friend Kara to try to feel like less of a lazy asshole. Now I’m doing laundry and packing for Idaho and waiting for a friend to come over to hang out for the night (woot woot). I’ll check in with y’all the next time I have Internet!
Sasha,
How totally awesome, that you are coming to my neck of the woods, Spokane. You are picking a great day to go. If you stay you need to hear the Trailer Park Girls, a total riot. I hope you have a great time. Me and my husband are also going to be there on Monday. We are celebrating our 9th wedding anniversary. So would be cool to see u. Take Care.
Got a question for Beet. This isn’t meant to be mean or judgmental in any way. I just like playing Junior Detective and I am curious if I am right. Remember, I am not asking to be nasty.
The question is have you ever had lipo on your tummy? The reason that I ask is in some of the bikini photos there is a small divot that looks a little like the mark left after lipo. It is very subtle though and I could be wrong.
How on earth can you sleep in ’til 1:30 P.M. when you have a dog?!
What I meant by that is, my two bitches is kind enough to remind me of their existence at 0600 hours sharp. Ev-e-ry day.
*defeated sigh*
Off subject, but I saw your quote on CNN.com about Tila Tequila, and felt oddly proud of you. With your posts I guess we all feel like we know you, so it was as if a friend had been quoted.