Things are no better with my friend. But here is the amazing advantage of not having really slept since Thursday: Everything I say and do is really, really funny. And I just get funnier as the day goes on. I am a riot! Everything I do is laugh-out-loud funny. I just sit at my computer and type things and laugh and then go over to someone’s desk and say something and laugh and then write an email and laugh myself silly with how goddamn funny I am. And then I go back and read the email over again and laugh some more.
I am thoroughly enjoying being around myself today. I’m a blast!
Plus the optometrist fixed the glasses I stepped on last night at no cost and now they look even better than they did before! Ohhhh, and then I got my favorite sushi but they had run out of to-go cups so the hostess put my Sprite in three little soup bowls:
IS THERE ANYTHING FUCKING BETTER THAN THIS, FOLKS? I think no.
And then my college crew from Arizona decided to go out drinking and realized how throwing back Jack Daniels shots at Four Peaks is just not the same when I’m not there to sleep with the bouncer (I love you, Smiley!!! You’re still in my phone!! As Smiley! I have NO IDEA what your actual name is!!!) and then they created the following montage of images, featuring me:
Thank you Marc, Roxy, Dacia and Katrina for this delightful evening surprise!
I think the only way to follow those photos are with these snaps of Trisha walking down the aisle, beaming with joy, and getting married to the man she loves.
