They said it didn’t snow in Seattle!
THEY LIED!
Everyone has just LIED to me about the Seattle weather so far. Nothing I was told was true. We are in the midst of the SECOND snow storm this week. I’m all curled up in the apartment with the aminals, but Leo and I made a little video on the roof before it got too dark. I also took a bunch of pics of myself making funny faces in the snow, like this:
Really, I’m just trying to keep myself entertained so I don’t go stir crazy. I tried to go running outside but that was a baaaaad idea. Not even because of the cold — I can handle that after my REI trip yesterday — but it’s insane to think you can run on that much ice. It’s just not feasible. So I did a little running on the treadmill, but it’s totally not the same as running outside. I’m rocking out to the Demi Lovato album (I’m such a dork) and I made a trip to Whole Foods to get a bunch of food for me and the aminals. They had vegan brownies and pies there today, so I’m quite happy about that. In general, I’m doing surprisingly well right now. We’ll see how I do as the evening progresses.
One last thought: They should have singles night at Whole Foods. The place today was crammed with tons of really hot, well-dressed, tall men who clearly have disposable income and are health-conscious. I don’t think they were all gay, either, and I checked a bunch of ‘em for wedding rings and there were none. Where do these men go when they leave Whole Foods? I don’t think they do. I think they’re like this rare Seattle sub-species of human that exists only within the boundaries of Whole Foods. I think if they leave the Whole Foods, they turn into quinoa and blow away, like Whole Foods Little Mermaids. Because I don’t see them anywhere else in my day-to-day routine. Trust me, I would have noticed.
