I wish that we could be human in two shifts. Like, it would be great if half of us were awake during the traditional Circadian rhythm kind of cycle, and then another half were awake during the time that I’m awake, which is the remainder of the day. So that I’d have someone to talk to when it’s 2 am and I can’t sleep, because sleeping isn’t something my head is really partial to. Or even if I could just go shopping or something. ‘Cuz even my little monsters are fast asleep at this point and they don’t want to be woken up to play with me.
As an alternative, it would be nice if anesthesiologists made house calls. And if my insurance covered them. Then I could just go to sleep whenever I wanted to.
