Who the Fuck Can Screw Up Pineapple Fried Rice?

Posted by Sasha – November 29, 2008

1) My middle-school cafeteria.

2) Me, apparently.

It’s totally inedible.

How?

  • Heidikins
    I always fuck up rice. It's like a skill I have. All rice is subject to my ineptitude. Fried rice, Rice-o-Roni, Minute Rice... All manage to come out both soggy AND uncooked under my attempts. And this is before I even manage to add extra ingredients. So don't feel bad.

    Maybe pineapple fried rice isn't meant to be.
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