Comments on: Reputation

By: Dr. Meltzer

Dr. Meltzer — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:55:21 +0000

Sorry Sash, I went ahead and promised the photos and apparently the sale is now back on. Better get to it! Remind me later that I owe you a Chanukkah present. Unless you consider the celebrity sex, and associated STDs, a gift in their own right (which we both know you don’t).

By: Sasha

Sasha — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:04:53 +0000

@Dr. Meltzer

I could post photos of myself having sexual intercourse with Brad Pitt in your house and it still wouldn’t help sell it in this economy.

Rent it for awhile, kiddo. Take the tax write-off.

By: str

str — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:56:53 +0000

@ Dr. Meltzer
loving ur ingenious plan, lol

By: Dr. Meltzer

Dr. Meltzer — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:44:23 +0000

So last night, on my birthday no less, my friend that’s been living in my house back in Tempe officially decided to back out of buying the place, which leaves me in a predicament.

The reason this is relevant to this post is that I had an idea, if you’d indulge me. I think you should post something on Evil Beet about my place, telling a story about the awesome, up-all-night, wall-shaking sex you used to have at my house with random celebrities. (You see, back then we had parties with celebrities in Tempe, AZ all the time. Shut up, it makes sense.) Hopefully this way one of your loyal fans will want to buy the house, so they can relive some of your glory days, and get me out of home ownership in the process. Deal?

By: spidermonkey

spidermonkey — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:24:09 +0000

Hadn’t thought of it that way Wendie. Thanks, now my appetite has been killed for the next couple of decades.

By: Wendie

Wendie — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:09:19 +0000

I think it makes sense that gossip bloggers *say* they are great in bed. But if I have to think of Perez having sex at all, much less being really good at it, I’ll be sick.