Owwwwwwwwie!

Posted by Sasha – November 20, 2008

Ouch!

I don’t understand why God hates me.

Here’s what God did to me tonight: I was playing indoor beach volleyball. That’s the kind of volleyball you play on sand. I was diving for a ball. And just as I was landing, God made the sand turn into concrete for a millisecond — just long enough for me to get a painful baseball-sized bruise on my shin. Then He turned it back into normal sand so that no one would believe me. Seriously it looks like someone pulled a Tonya Harding on my ass. That someone is God.

You’re very funny, Lord. Ha ha ha.

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Juani

i had exactly the same type of "injury" last year,when i hit my leg,it didn't even hurt that bad.but about 3 hrs later,my leg was swollen 2ice it's normal size, and 2 days later,blood was draining from the area that was injured,down to my foot.so my whole leg turned black and purple,and eventually red,greenish and yellow.it was GROSS!

it's a year later,and i still have a knob on my leg,but luckily it doesn't hurt anymore
Wendie

Must be payback for that whole laughing about the Holocaust thing.
Horse Marine

Hahahaha. I love your interpretation of the incident.
Shelby

Omg! I thought you were over exaggerating when you said it was the size of a baseball!

Take it from someone who is very accident prone, I feel your pain.