I have officially scheduled a “colon hydrotherapy” session, on the advice of a friend who has traditionally given me quality advice in the arena of aesthetics. She swears I will both feel and look better as a result.
Just thinking about it makes me anxious. But I’ve always been one of those “I’ll try anything once” types of girls — not always to my benefit, mind you — but I’ve heard enough people talk about it now that I thought I’d try it. Just once.
Please, talk me out of it.

